Tommy Red

Tommy Red
The Progressive Killer

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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Doc says ...

Amici:

The Doc has been busy, but he found time today for a little email to moi ...

Hey Chaz,

Quite a week, eh? Who would have thought that the media talking heads would spend an entire week talking about Weiner ad nauseum. It’s like a Beavis and Butthead wet dream.

“Heh, heh, she said wiener!”

I’m not sure if the administration loves him or hates him. Granted, he’s not exactly the poster boy you’d want for your party, but while everyone is talking about Weiner, no one is talking about the dismal economy or that pesky 4th war in Yemen that Fredo seems to be thinking about throwing a few billion dollars at. Who would have imagined that this jug-eared, pencil-neck, professor in chief would make “W” look like a pacifist. And where is that annoying, little troll, Cindy Sheehan camping out now?

At least we don’t have to wonder where Weiner’s lovely wife, Huma’s heart is at. She decided that this week would be a fine time to announce to the world that she is pregnant.

“Et tu Huma.”

Not surprisingly, Huma is touring the world with Hillary. You have to know that Hillary is one of the two people in the galaxy that you do not want consoling your wife when you’ve been sending tweets of your tallywacker to Vegas blackjack dealers and porn stars. A lot of Hillary’s cures involve super glue and kerosene soaked bed sheets. Just for your reference, the other consoler you don’t want is Lorena Bobbit… and she is ranked after Hillary.

It’s odd that Weiner’s wife who is a devout muslim has decided to use her maiden name. For some reason she does not want to be referred to as Huma Weiner… and we’re back to Beavis and Butthead again.

“Heh, heh, he said “hum a wiener.”

The next Docster prediction is that in a week or two Weiner will be checking into a facility for rehabilitation. Successfully transforming himself from an arrogant degenerate into what Democrats love most in this world... a victim.

Keep ‘em smiling, Slim
Doc

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